1 00:00:02,769 --> 00:00:06,740 (theme music) 2 00:00:06,773 --> 00:00:11,378 ** 3 00:00:42,509 --> 00:00:46,446 ** 4 00:00:51,317 --> 00:00:53,953 - (Sara humming) 5 00:00:53,987 --> 00:00:55,188 (doorbell ringing) 6 00:00:55,221 --> 00:00:56,256 (Sara) Who is it? 7 00:00:56,289 --> 00:00:57,557 - It's me, Dad. 8 00:00:57,590 --> 00:01:00,093 - Oh, come on in, it's open. 9 00:01:00,126 --> 00:01:02,295 (door rattling) 10 00:01:02,328 --> 00:01:05,298 It sticks sometimes. You have to push it. 11 00:01:05,331 --> 00:01:07,600 (thumping) 12 00:01:07,634 --> 00:01:10,270 Give it a good, hard shove. 13 00:01:10,303 --> 00:01:12,572 (thumping) 14 00:01:12,605 --> 00:01:13,873 Harder! 15 00:01:17,811 --> 00:01:21,581 Maybe if I pull from the inside while you push. 16 00:01:22,749 --> 00:01:26,219 Oh! I see the problem, it's locked. 17 00:01:33,360 --> 00:01:35,862 I'm sorry. - You're not the only one. 18 00:01:37,997 --> 00:01:39,666 Mother said you wanted to see me. 19 00:01:39,699 --> 00:01:42,936 - I wanted to know if I can go to Lake Tahoe for the weekend. 20 00:01:42,969 --> 00:01:45,672 - With who? - With Pam, Wanda, and Judy. 21 00:01:45,705 --> 00:01:47,874 Pam Schueller's parents have a cabin up there 22 00:01:47,907 --> 00:01:49,743 and they're letting her have it for the weekend. 23 00:01:49,776 --> 00:01:52,779 - Oh, I don't know, Sara, four girls all alone in a cabin. 24 00:01:52,812 --> 00:01:54,114 I-I don't know. 25 00:01:54,147 --> 00:01:55,782 - Oh, Dad, nobody will even notice us. 26 00:01:55,815 --> 00:01:57,117 Would you hand me my bikini, please? 27 00:01:57,150 --> 00:01:59,486 - Well, it's just the thought of it, I-- 28 00:02:03,790 --> 00:02:05,225 You can see through this. 29 00:02:05,258 --> 00:02:07,060 - I know, that's the latest style. 30 00:02:07,060 --> 00:02:08,061 - And no one will notice you? 31 00:02:08,061 --> 00:02:11,631 Ray Charles could spot you in this. 32 00:02:11,664 --> 00:02:13,533 - Oh, please, Dad? 33 00:02:13,566 --> 00:02:15,568 It's the last time Pam will ever get the cabin. 34 00:02:15,602 --> 00:02:18,138 Her parents are splitting up and they're selling it. 35 00:02:18,171 --> 00:02:20,140 - The Schuellers are getting divorced? 36 00:02:21,307 --> 00:02:23,510 Oh... 37 00:02:23,543 --> 00:02:26,680 Oh! I'm sorry to hear that. 38 00:02:26,713 --> 00:02:30,850 - So is Pam. She loves that cabin. 39 00:02:30,884 --> 00:02:32,652 What do you say, Dad? - I don't know, 40 00:02:32,686 --> 00:02:34,788 I-I'll have to think it over. 41 00:02:39,592 --> 00:02:42,395 - But, Dad, I have to-- 42 00:02:42,429 --> 00:02:44,497 Dad! Dad! Where are you? 43 00:02:44,531 --> 00:02:46,366 - Right here, thinking about it. 44 00:02:48,601 --> 00:02:50,203 - So, can I go? 45 00:02:50,236 --> 00:02:52,305 - First, I have to discuss it with your mother. 46 00:02:52,339 --> 00:02:54,274 - Well, Mom already said it was okay. 47 00:02:54,307 --> 00:02:58,378 - That's what I want to discuss with her. 48 00:02:58,411 --> 00:03:00,680 Hm, it is stuck. 49 00:03:00,714 --> 00:03:03,383 I'll-- I'll have to fix that. 50 00:03:03,416 --> 00:03:06,119 - Oh! Well, good morning, Dad. - Oh, hi. 51 00:03:06,152 --> 00:03:07,620 - I was just coming up to see you. 52 00:03:07,654 --> 00:03:09,789 - Oh? - Yeah, can I borrow the car? 53 00:03:09,823 --> 00:03:11,858 - What's wrong with the cable car? 54 00:03:11,891 --> 00:03:13,860 - Well, nothing, they just won't let me borrow one. 55 00:03:13,893 --> 00:03:15,862 - Mm. - I have to go to the airport. 56 00:03:15,895 --> 00:03:17,497 A friend of mine is coming in from San Diego. 57 00:03:17,530 --> 00:03:18,865 - Anyone I know? 58 00:03:18,898 --> 00:03:19,899 - Greg Amherst? 59 00:03:19,933 --> 00:03:21,401 I think you met him once or twice. 60 00:03:21,434 --> 00:03:23,069 I used to date him when he worked at the bank. 61 00:03:23,069 --> 00:03:24,270 He's in the Navy now. 62 00:03:24,304 --> 00:03:27,907 - Oh, a Navy man, eh? Mm. 63 00:03:27,941 --> 00:03:32,278 I remember my Navy days. Finest branch of the service. 64 00:03:32,312 --> 00:03:33,580 I'll-- I'll get the key. 65 00:03:33,613 --> 00:03:34,881 - Oh, thanks, Dad. 66 00:03:34,914 --> 00:03:35,982 - What's the boy's rank? 67 00:03:36,082 --> 00:03:37,984 Uh, Seaman Recruit? Seaman Apprentice? 68 00:03:38,084 --> 00:03:39,085 - Lieutenant Junior Grade. 69 00:03:39,085 --> 00:03:40,553 - Oh, oh, oh! (chuckling) 70 00:03:40,587 --> 00:03:41,988 An officer, eh? 71 00:03:42,088 --> 00:03:44,858 Well, you better wash the car before you pick him up. 72 00:03:44,891 --> 00:03:46,993 - Dad! - Hm? 73 00:03:47,093 --> 00:03:48,895 - I have to know right away. 74 00:03:48,928 --> 00:03:51,398 Wanda is coming to pick me up in an hour. 75 00:03:51,431 --> 00:03:54,701 - Wanda? Wanda is driving the car? 76 00:03:54,734 --> 00:03:57,170 "Wanda with the thick eyeglasses" Wanda? 77 00:03:57,203 --> 00:04:00,073 - Well, she doesn't wear those eyeglasses all the time. 78 00:04:02,042 --> 00:04:04,110 - Oh. - Just for driving. 79 00:04:11,751 --> 00:04:12,819 - What are you doing? 80 00:04:12,852 --> 00:04:14,621 - Oh, I'm, uh, going over the proofs 81 00:04:14,654 --> 00:04:16,956 from that assignment I did in Chinatown, why? 82 00:04:17,057 --> 00:04:18,191 - How come you told Sara 83 00:04:18,224 --> 00:04:20,093 she could go to Lake Tahoe for the weekend? 84 00:04:20,126 --> 00:04:21,628 - Well, why not? 85 00:04:21,661 --> 00:04:23,163 The other girls are going. It will be a lot of fun. 86 00:04:23,196 --> 00:04:25,265 - Well, I just don't like the idea of four girls all alone, 87 00:04:25,298 --> 00:04:27,133 a cabin in the woods. What are they gonna be doing? 88 00:04:27,167 --> 00:04:30,136 - Would you feel better if it were four boys and four girls? 89 00:04:30,170 --> 00:04:31,404 - Of course not! 90 00:04:31,438 --> 00:04:33,239 Then I'd know what they'd be doing. 91 00:04:33,273 --> 00:04:35,975 - I don't think we have anything to worry about, Henry. 92 00:04:36,076 --> 00:04:38,278 They're all nice girls from good families. 93 00:04:38,311 --> 00:04:40,980 - Did you know the Schuellers are getting divorced? 94 00:04:41,081 --> 00:04:43,750 - I kind of suspected he was having an affair. 95 00:04:43,783 --> 00:04:45,552 - (chuckles) 96 00:04:45,585 --> 00:04:47,587 Why is it every time a couple gets divorced, 97 00:04:47,620 --> 00:04:51,091 people automatically assume the man was having an affair? 98 00:04:51,124 --> 00:04:53,193 - Well, you remember two weeks ago when my aunt was in town 99 00:04:53,226 --> 00:04:54,828 and I had dinner with her at the Fairmont? 100 00:04:54,861 --> 00:04:55,962 - What about it? 101 00:04:55,995 --> 00:04:57,931 - Well, Frank Schueller passed our table 102 00:04:57,964 --> 00:05:00,667 with a very attractive woman. - (grunts) 103 00:05:00,700 --> 00:05:03,036 - And he introduced her as his lawyer. 104 00:05:03,069 --> 00:05:05,638 - Mm-hmm. There you are! 105 00:05:07,874 --> 00:05:10,443 He was probably having dinner with his lawyer 106 00:05:10,477 --> 00:05:12,345 to discuss the divorce settlement. 107 00:05:12,379 --> 00:05:15,048 - Isn't that kind of hard to do when you're dancing? 108 00:05:17,784 --> 00:05:21,054 Promise me that if anything ever goes wrong with our marriage, 109 00:05:21,054 --> 00:05:23,823 you won't go dancing with your lawyer. 110 00:05:23,857 --> 00:05:25,825 - Now, won't I look a little ridiculous 111 00:05:25,859 --> 00:05:30,563 circling the dance floor with Herb Greenblatt? 112 00:05:30,597 --> 00:05:32,599 - Only if he's leading. 113 00:05:34,067 --> 00:05:35,835 - What are we gonna do about Sara? 114 00:05:35,869 --> 00:05:37,504 - Well, I think she deserves a weekend. 115 00:05:37,537 --> 00:05:39,873 She's been working very hard at school. 116 00:05:39,906 --> 00:05:41,241 - That's true. 117 00:05:41,274 --> 00:05:42,976 - And she's been doing very well. 118 00:05:43,076 --> 00:05:45,478 In fact, Dr. Anderson took time out 119 00:05:45,512 --> 00:05:47,947 to drop a note to say how pleased he was with Sara. 120 00:05:47,981 --> 00:05:49,182 - Really? - Mm-hmm. 121 00:05:49,215 --> 00:05:52,185 He finds her-- let me see-- most cooperative, 122 00:05:52,218 --> 00:05:56,089 very outgoing, and totally committed. 123 00:05:56,122 --> 00:05:57,490 - (chuckles) Well, you know, you're right. 124 00:05:57,524 --> 00:05:59,559 She does deserve a weekend away. 125 00:05:59,592 --> 00:06:01,494 I'm gonna go down and tell her. 126 00:06:04,030 --> 00:06:07,100 You know, one of the pleasures of being a parent is that... 127 00:06:07,133 --> 00:06:09,402 that feeling of pride you get when someone tells you 128 00:06:09,436 --> 00:06:10,837 your child is excelling in something 129 00:06:10,870 --> 00:06:13,707 that has a bearing on her future. 130 00:06:13,740 --> 00:06:15,775 - I know. - (chuckles) 131 00:06:17,310 --> 00:06:21,481 This Dr. Anderson, what does he teach? 132 00:06:21,514 --> 00:06:23,583 Philosophy, English Literature? 133 00:06:23,616 --> 00:06:26,052 - Neither, he's in charge of the cheerleaders. 134 00:06:32,192 --> 00:06:33,793 - May I have the desk clerk please? 135 00:06:33,827 --> 00:06:35,962 (doorbell rings) It's open! 136 00:06:36,062 --> 00:06:38,064 (Henry) I'll be the judge of that. 137 00:06:42,769 --> 00:06:45,638 You shouldn't keep your door unlocked. 138 00:06:45,672 --> 00:06:47,974 People could walk in here right off the street. 139 00:06:48,074 --> 00:06:49,743 - No, they can't. The front door is locked. 140 00:06:49,776 --> 00:06:51,344 - Well, they could pick the lock, you know? 141 00:06:51,378 --> 00:06:53,413 - Well, if they could pick that lock, then they can pick this lock. 142 00:06:53,446 --> 00:06:55,115 - Don't get smart with me, Jackie. 143 00:06:55,148 --> 00:06:57,517 Just use your common sense. There's a big city. 144 00:06:57,550 --> 00:06:59,586 You know what kind of people live out there? 145 00:06:59,619 --> 00:07:01,454 Dope pushers, addicts, 146 00:07:01,488 --> 00:07:03,857 rapists, murderers, killers. 147 00:07:03,890 --> 00:07:05,258 - Then why do we live here? 148 00:07:05,291 --> 00:07:08,194 - Because it's a wonderful place to raise a family. 149 00:07:08,228 --> 00:07:10,663 If you keep your door locked. 150 00:07:10,697 --> 00:07:12,298 - Yes, I'm still holding. 151 00:07:12,332 --> 00:07:14,701 - Who you talking to? - Holiday Inn. 152 00:07:14,734 --> 00:07:17,671 Greg has a reservation there. - Oh... Sara in? 153 00:07:17,704 --> 00:07:20,040 I wanna tell her it's okay for her to Lake Tahoe. 154 00:07:20,040 --> 00:07:22,042 - Oh, well, you'll have to wait till she gets back. 155 00:07:22,042 --> 00:07:25,145 She just left for Lake Tahoe. 156 00:07:25,178 --> 00:07:28,048 Well, Wanda was early and Sara knew you'd say yes, 157 00:07:28,081 --> 00:07:29,315 so she took off. 158 00:07:29,349 --> 00:07:30,784 Oh, reservations! 159 00:07:30,817 --> 00:07:33,286 You're holding a room for Lieutenant Amherst. 160 00:07:33,319 --> 00:07:35,622 Yeah, I'd like you to cancel that. 161 00:07:35,655 --> 00:07:37,457 Thank you. 162 00:07:37,490 --> 00:07:39,793 - Aww... 163 00:07:39,826 --> 00:07:42,462 Your friend's not coming? - No, he's coming. 164 00:07:42,495 --> 00:07:44,497 But there's no point in him spending money for a hotel 165 00:07:44,531 --> 00:07:46,466 when Sara's away for the weekend. 166 00:07:48,835 --> 00:07:51,871 - What? What... what do you mean? 167 00:07:51,905 --> 00:07:52,939 - He'll sleep here. 168 00:07:52,972 --> 00:07:54,741 - A sailor in Sara's room? 169 00:07:54,774 --> 00:07:57,077 - You don't have to worry. Sara won't be there. 170 00:07:57,077 --> 00:08:00,013 She's in Lake Tahoe. - I know she's in Lake Tahoe. 171 00:08:00,013 --> 00:08:01,648 And that's where you should be. - Why? 172 00:08:01,681 --> 00:08:04,551 - Because you're her sister. Yes, that's right. 173 00:08:04,584 --> 00:08:06,519 You don't see enough of each other during the week. 174 00:08:06,553 --> 00:08:08,455 You work and she goes to school. 175 00:08:08,488 --> 00:08:10,023 You really should see more of your sister. 176 00:08:10,056 --> 00:08:11,191 Here, take these keys. 177 00:08:11,224 --> 00:08:12,926 Take the car and go to Lake Tahoe. 178 00:08:13,026 --> 00:08:15,328 - Dad, you're gonna drive yourself crazy. 179 00:08:15,362 --> 00:08:16,696 - I'm not gonna drive myself crazy. 180 00:08:16,730 --> 00:08:18,531 I got two daughters to drive me crazy. 181 00:08:18,565 --> 00:08:20,867 - But, Dad, Greg is a wonderful guy. 182 00:08:20,900 --> 00:08:23,036 He's an officer in the Navy. You said yourself, 183 00:08:23,069 --> 00:08:24,738 it's the finest branch of the service. 184 00:08:24,771 --> 00:08:28,041 - I don't care what I said. 185 00:08:28,041 --> 00:08:31,077 Look, Jackie, you don't know sailors the way I know sailors. 186 00:08:33,146 --> 00:08:35,415 They're animals. - Not Greg. 187 00:08:35,448 --> 00:08:36,616 He's a pussycat. 188 00:08:36,649 --> 00:08:38,752 - Well, pussycats are animals. 189 00:08:38,785 --> 00:08:41,688 - Are you through? 190 00:08:41,721 --> 00:08:43,690 - Yes. - Good. Mwah! 191 00:08:43,723 --> 00:08:45,759 I have to go to the airport to pick up my animal. 192 00:08:45,792 --> 00:08:48,661 - Drive carefully. 193 00:08:48,695 --> 00:08:51,064 What's that? - Sara's bank book. 194 00:08:51,097 --> 00:08:52,699 I made a deposit for her yesterday. 195 00:08:52,732 --> 00:08:54,401 - Well, you don't leave a bank book lying around-- 196 00:08:54,434 --> 00:08:55,735 - Dad, I'm late! - All right, all right. 197 00:08:55,769 --> 00:08:57,804 I'll take care of it. 198 00:08:57,837 --> 00:09:00,507 (groans and scoffs) 199 00:09:00,540 --> 00:09:02,308 That's my Sara. 200 00:09:02,342 --> 00:09:07,013 $12 in the bank and she goes to Lake Tahoe for the weekend. 201 00:09:07,013 --> 00:09:10,316 Three more bucks and she'd probably go to Acapulco. 202 00:09:13,420 --> 00:09:15,755 - Henry, I'm going to the camera shop to-- 203 00:09:17,891 --> 00:09:19,125 Henry, where are you? 204 00:09:19,159 --> 00:09:20,360 - (Henry groans) 205 00:09:20,393 --> 00:09:21,728 - Henry, is that you? 206 00:09:24,097 --> 00:09:26,232 What's wrong? 207 00:09:26,266 --> 00:09:29,736 - I found these in Sara's drawer. 208 00:09:29,769 --> 00:09:33,440 Is-- are those what I think they are? 209 00:09:33,473 --> 00:09:37,677 - Yes, they're-- they're birth control pills. 210 00:09:37,711 --> 00:09:40,413 - Could they-- could they be something else, Muriel? 211 00:09:40,447 --> 00:09:43,049 Vitamins? 212 00:09:43,049 --> 00:09:47,053 Aspirins? Chiclets? 213 00:09:47,087 --> 00:09:50,190 - I'm afraid we're going to have to face it, Henry. 214 00:09:50,223 --> 00:09:53,059 Sara's on the Pill. 215 00:09:53,059 --> 00:09:56,563 - Oh, my God. 216 00:09:56,596 --> 00:09:59,199 I gave my daughter permission to go away for the weekend 217 00:09:59,232 --> 00:10:03,503 and she's on the Pill. - It's worse than that, Henry. 218 00:10:03,536 --> 00:10:08,141 Sara went away for the weekend and she forgot the Pill. 219 00:10:08,174 --> 00:10:12,112 ** 220 00:10:14,914 --> 00:10:16,116 - All finished? 221 00:10:16,149 --> 00:10:19,285 - Can't even get started. 222 00:10:19,319 --> 00:10:21,855 I'm still in shock about Sara. 223 00:10:21,888 --> 00:10:24,591 - Well, there's nothing we can do about it till she gets back. 224 00:10:24,624 --> 00:10:27,327 Why don't you try to get a good night's sleep? 225 00:10:27,360 --> 00:10:30,363 - You know, I just... 226 00:10:30,397 --> 00:10:33,767 I just can't get used to today's morality. 227 00:10:33,800 --> 00:10:37,537 When I was a kid, a girl stayed a virgin till she was married. 228 00:10:37,570 --> 00:10:38,872 - I know. 229 00:10:38,905 --> 00:10:41,741 And gasoline was 21 cents a gallon. 230 00:10:43,943 --> 00:10:45,979 - You know, I can't understand how you can take it so lightly. 231 00:10:46,012 --> 00:10:47,313 She's your daughter too. 232 00:10:47,347 --> 00:10:49,616 - We have to learn to trust Sara. 233 00:10:49,649 --> 00:10:51,384 My parents trusted me when I was 18, 234 00:10:51,418 --> 00:10:53,620 and I was on the road singing with a band. 235 00:10:53,653 --> 00:10:55,388 - You know, I still can't get over how they let 236 00:10:55,422 --> 00:10:57,791 a young girl like you travel all over the country on a bus 237 00:10:57,824 --> 00:10:59,526 with a bunch of seedy musicians. 238 00:10:59,559 --> 00:11:02,295 - They were respectable men earning a living 239 00:11:02,328 --> 00:11:03,930 and supporting their families. 240 00:11:03,963 --> 00:11:07,767 They weren't seedy. - Okay, they weren't seedy. 241 00:11:07,801 --> 00:11:09,669 - Well, maybe the brass section. 242 00:11:11,805 --> 00:11:13,273 - I still think it was a terrible thing 243 00:11:13,306 --> 00:11:15,141 for a young girl. 244 00:11:15,175 --> 00:11:18,078 - And some of the rhythm section. 245 00:11:18,111 --> 00:11:20,747 - That's enough, Muriel! I didn't ask for an accounting. 246 00:11:23,416 --> 00:11:28,688 I'm telling you, Muriel, I'm about to lose... 247 00:11:28,722 --> 00:11:31,257 my sanity. 248 00:11:31,291 --> 00:11:33,159 (groans) Okay. 249 00:11:35,862 --> 00:11:38,365 If I'm not thinking about Sara, 250 00:11:38,398 --> 00:11:43,670 I'm worried about Jackie and her sailor downstairs. 251 00:11:48,274 --> 00:11:51,111 It's too quiet down there. I can't hear their voices. 252 00:11:51,144 --> 00:11:52,879 Why aren't they talking? 253 00:11:52,912 --> 00:11:54,481 - They probably are talking. 254 00:11:54,514 --> 00:11:56,016 - Well, why can't I hear them? 255 00:11:56,116 --> 00:11:58,651 - Because they're talking in a restaurant. 256 00:11:58,685 --> 00:12:00,553 They haven't come back from dinner yet. 257 00:12:08,061 --> 00:12:09,396 - (chuckling) 258 00:12:09,429 --> 00:12:12,065 I'm doing it again, aren't I, Muriel? 259 00:12:12,098 --> 00:12:13,433 Overly concerned. 260 00:12:13,466 --> 00:12:14,934 - And it really isn't necessary. 261 00:12:14,968 --> 00:12:17,303 I met Greg. He's well mannered. 262 00:12:17,337 --> 00:12:20,073 He's from a good background. I think you'll like him. 263 00:12:20,073 --> 00:12:21,808 - Well, I'm glad to hear that. 264 00:12:21,841 --> 00:12:24,377 - And the two of them are just out having some fun. 265 00:12:24,411 --> 00:12:27,747 And he deserves it. He's been at sea for 11 months. 266 00:12:29,582 --> 00:12:32,352 - (stammering) W-What? What?! 267 00:12:32,385 --> 00:12:34,387 - When will I learn to keep my mouth shut? 268 00:12:34,421 --> 00:12:36,523 - Sailor's been at sea for 11 months, 269 00:12:36,556 --> 00:12:38,892 and we're letting him go out with our daughter alone tonight? 270 00:12:38,925 --> 00:12:41,428 What are we, crazy? - He's a fine young man. 271 00:12:41,461 --> 00:12:42,896 He's an officer and a gentleman. 272 00:12:42,929 --> 00:12:45,098 - Don't give me that gentleman and an officer bull. 273 00:12:45,098 --> 00:12:46,533 I was in the Navy for four years 274 00:12:46,566 --> 00:12:49,936 and I never ran into that combination once. 275 00:12:49,969 --> 00:12:51,604 - You can't go down there and throw him out. 276 00:12:51,638 --> 00:12:52,706 - Why not? - Well, for one thing, 277 00:12:52,739 --> 00:12:54,240 he hasn't come back yet. 278 00:12:54,274 --> 00:12:55,809 - I'll wait. 279 00:12:55,842 --> 00:12:57,444 And I'm not gonna throw him out. 280 00:12:57,477 --> 00:13:00,613 I just wanna make sure that he sleeps in Sara's room alone. 281 00:13:00,647 --> 00:13:03,516 - Look, Jackie is 21 years old. She can take care of herself. 282 00:13:03,550 --> 00:13:05,118 - Muriel, you don't know what sailors are like 283 00:13:05,151 --> 00:13:07,120 when they've been at sea that long. 284 00:13:07,153 --> 00:13:09,656 They come ashore half crazed 285 00:13:09,689 --> 00:13:13,560 with smoke coming out of their nostrils. 286 00:13:13,593 --> 00:13:16,363 Do you remember what I was like when I had my first shore leave? 287 00:13:18,732 --> 00:13:20,667 - You better get down there and throw him out! 288 00:13:27,674 --> 00:13:29,075 - I thought we turned the lights off. 289 00:13:29,075 --> 00:13:30,276 - Yeah. 290 00:13:30,310 --> 00:13:32,245 (dishes clattering) 291 00:13:36,649 --> 00:13:38,218 - There's someone in the kitchen. 292 00:13:38,251 --> 00:13:39,652 - I thought your sister was away. 293 00:13:39,686 --> 00:13:41,621 - Well, she is. - Does anyone else have a key? 294 00:13:41,654 --> 00:13:43,757 - Well, just my dad, but he's asleep. 295 00:13:43,790 --> 00:13:46,192 It's 2:00 a.m. - Then it's a burglar. 296 00:13:46,226 --> 00:13:48,461 Just stand aside in case he has a gun. 297 00:13:48,495 --> 00:13:50,196 - Oh, be careful. - Shh. 298 00:13:55,835 --> 00:13:57,103 - (Henry screams) 299 00:13:57,103 --> 00:13:58,772 (dishes crashing) 300 00:13:58,805 --> 00:14:00,840 (blows landing) 301 00:14:00,874 --> 00:14:03,476 - I got him, Jackie! Call the police! 302 00:14:03,510 --> 00:14:05,745 - Well, don't just stand there, Jackie, introduce us. 303 00:14:05,779 --> 00:14:07,313 He's breaking my arm. 304 00:14:07,347 --> 00:14:09,449 - Dad, what are you doing here? 305 00:14:09,482 --> 00:14:11,818 - This guy is your father? 306 00:14:11,851 --> 00:14:14,287 Oh, I'm sorry, Mr. Rush. 307 00:14:14,320 --> 00:14:17,290 - You've got a heck of a way of shaking hands, fella. 308 00:14:17,323 --> 00:14:19,592 - I thought you were a burglar. 309 00:14:19,626 --> 00:14:21,861 - A burglar doesn't take time out in the middle of a robbery 310 00:14:21,895 --> 00:14:23,863 to make a sandwich. 311 00:14:23,897 --> 00:14:26,599 Unless it's to go. (chuckles) 312 00:14:26,633 --> 00:14:29,369 (clears throat) Incidentally, uh, 313 00:14:29,402 --> 00:14:31,638 your mayonnaise is rancid. 314 00:14:31,671 --> 00:14:35,075 - It's not mayonnaise. It's guacamole. 315 00:14:35,075 --> 00:14:37,077 - Hmm, in that case, it's fine. 316 00:14:37,077 --> 00:14:39,479 - I feel terrible about this, Mr. Rush. 317 00:14:39,512 --> 00:14:41,081 Here, sit down. You'll feel better. 318 00:14:41,114 --> 00:14:43,116 - Oh, no, no, no, that couch hates me. 319 00:14:43,149 --> 00:14:44,984 - Well, then sit-- - No, no. 320 00:14:45,085 --> 00:14:47,387 If you don't mind, I'll just stand over here 321 00:14:47,420 --> 00:14:50,790 where it's nice and safe. 322 00:14:50,824 --> 00:14:52,492 - Dad! 323 00:14:54,294 --> 00:14:55,995 Are you all right? - I'm fine! I'm fine! 324 00:14:56,096 --> 00:14:57,797 Just keep your furniture away from me. 325 00:14:57,831 --> 00:15:00,200 - What are you doing down here at this hour? 326 00:15:00,233 --> 00:15:02,902 - I came to meet your friend. I've been here since 11:00. 327 00:15:04,804 --> 00:15:07,474 - Oh, I see. Well, Dad, this is Greg. 328 00:15:07,507 --> 00:15:10,443 Greg, this is Dad. Dad, this is good night. 329 00:15:10,477 --> 00:15:13,847 - Wait just a minute, Jackie. 330 00:15:13,880 --> 00:15:16,449 I'd like to spend a little time and chat with Greg. 331 00:15:16,483 --> 00:15:18,918 Well, we've got a lot in common. 332 00:15:18,952 --> 00:15:20,320 We're both Navy. 333 00:15:20,353 --> 00:15:21,721 (both chuckling) 334 00:15:21,755 --> 00:15:23,156 - You can talk in the morning. 335 00:15:23,189 --> 00:15:26,659 It's late and Greg and I wanna go to bed. 336 00:15:26,693 --> 00:15:28,895 - (stammering) Bed? Bed? 337 00:15:28,928 --> 00:15:32,465 Well, well, Jackie, you go run along to bed. 338 00:15:32,499 --> 00:15:34,601 I'll spend a couple of hours talking to Greg, 339 00:15:34,634 --> 00:15:36,102 and when he gets tired, 340 00:15:36,136 --> 00:15:38,071 I'll just show him where Sara's bedroom is. 341 00:15:38,104 --> 00:15:41,741 - Dad, I'd like to talk to you privately in the hall. 342 00:15:41,775 --> 00:15:43,543 Greg, would you excuse us for a minute? 343 00:15:43,576 --> 00:15:45,278 - Oh, take your time. I'm bushed. 344 00:15:45,311 --> 00:15:47,547 I'm gonna hit the sack. I'll see you in the morning. 345 00:15:47,580 --> 00:15:48,848 Nice meeting you, Mr. Rush. 346 00:15:48,882 --> 00:15:50,350 - The first bedroom on the right. 347 00:15:50,383 --> 00:15:51,718 - He knows where it is. 348 00:15:51,751 --> 00:15:54,154 Dad! I know you love me, 349 00:15:54,187 --> 00:15:56,756 but when are you gonna start trusting me? 350 00:15:56,790 --> 00:15:58,091 I'm old enough to know who I like 351 00:15:58,091 --> 00:16:00,226 and what I wanna do about it. 352 00:16:00,260 --> 00:16:02,696 I mean, I may make mistakes from time to time, 353 00:16:02,729 --> 00:16:05,432 but they're gonna be my mistakes. 354 00:16:05,465 --> 00:16:07,567 And you can't spend the rest of your life 355 00:16:07,600 --> 00:16:09,869 running interference for me. 356 00:16:09,903 --> 00:16:13,039 I mean, I consider myself a very together person, 357 00:16:13,073 --> 00:16:15,041 and I do know where I'm going. 358 00:16:15,075 --> 00:16:16,743 Mwah! Night. 359 00:16:20,447 --> 00:16:22,315 - These will help you get there. 360 00:16:25,585 --> 00:16:26,553 - Muriel, why'd you let me sleep so late? 361 00:16:26,586 --> 00:16:27,854 It's after 11:00. - Oh... 362 00:16:27,887 --> 00:16:29,689 Well, you didn't get to bed until 6:00. 363 00:16:29,723 --> 00:16:31,658 You spent half the night pacing the floor 364 00:16:31,691 --> 00:16:33,493 and the other half listening to it. 365 00:16:33,526 --> 00:16:35,462 - (groans) 366 00:16:35,495 --> 00:16:37,197 You know, Muriel, I think I found the secret 367 00:16:37,230 --> 00:16:38,898 to a good night's sleep. - Ooh, what is it? 368 00:16:38,932 --> 00:16:41,067 - Sons. 369 00:16:41,101 --> 00:16:42,936 Oh, things were a lot simpler 370 00:16:42,969 --> 00:16:44,971 when Rafkin had the apartment downstairs. 371 00:16:45,071 --> 00:16:47,874 He was quiet, he was clean. 372 00:16:47,907 --> 00:16:49,876 He was walking his dog with a baggie 373 00:16:49,909 --> 00:16:53,179 before anyone even thought of making it an ordinance. 374 00:16:53,213 --> 00:16:54,881 - Henry, you'd worry about your daughters 375 00:16:54,914 --> 00:16:56,316 no matter where they lived. 376 00:16:56,349 --> 00:16:58,518 You're their father, it's your prerogative. 377 00:16:58,551 --> 00:17:01,855 - Are Greg and Jackie up yet? - Ooh, up and out. 378 00:17:01,888 --> 00:17:03,656 They came by to have some coffee and say good-bye 379 00:17:03,690 --> 00:17:05,425 before Jackie drove him to the airport. 380 00:17:05,458 --> 00:17:07,027 - Sorry I missed them. 381 00:17:07,027 --> 00:17:09,229 - You know, I don't think Greg slept too well either. 382 00:17:09,262 --> 00:17:10,597 He looked exhausted. 383 00:17:10,630 --> 00:17:12,766 - How did Jackie look? - Radiant. 384 00:17:12,799 --> 00:17:14,534 - I'll kill him. 385 00:17:14,567 --> 00:17:16,536 - Henry, come on, you don't believe that old cliche, do you? 386 00:17:16,569 --> 00:17:19,272 That if a woman is sexually satisfied she looks radiant? 387 00:17:19,305 --> 00:17:22,042 - You don't think it's true? - Of course not. 388 00:17:22,042 --> 00:17:25,278 You know how lousy I look in the mornings. 389 00:17:25,311 --> 00:17:28,848 - Hi. Oh, you're finally up. 390 00:17:28,882 --> 00:17:30,717 Thanks for the use of the wheels, Dad. 391 00:17:30,750 --> 00:17:33,053 Greg was sorry he didn't get a chance to say good-bye. 392 00:17:33,086 --> 00:17:36,790 - Jackie, I wanna talk to you about your sister Sara. 393 00:17:38,224 --> 00:17:39,793 - What's wrong? 394 00:17:39,826 --> 00:17:41,828 - Do you and your sister ever confide in each other, 395 00:17:41,861 --> 00:17:43,596 talk about personal things? - Of course. 396 00:17:43,630 --> 00:17:45,565 - Like what? - I can't tell you. 397 00:17:45,598 --> 00:17:47,100 They're personal. 398 00:17:47,133 --> 00:17:50,470 - Did your sister ever tell you she was on birth control pills? 399 00:17:50,503 --> 00:17:53,139 - Sara? My sister's on the Pill? 400 00:17:53,173 --> 00:17:55,842 - That's right. - Do you know that for sure? 401 00:17:55,875 --> 00:17:57,143 - I'm positive. 402 00:17:57,177 --> 00:17:59,646 I found them in the top drawer of her dresser. 403 00:17:59,679 --> 00:18:02,048 - Well, then they couldn't have been mine. 404 00:18:02,082 --> 00:18:03,717 - (stammering) You... you... 405 00:18:03,750 --> 00:18:05,051 Your... 406 00:18:05,085 --> 00:18:09,756 (stammering) 407 00:18:09,789 --> 00:18:13,360 Well, don't just stand there! Have me say something! 408 00:18:13,393 --> 00:18:15,095 - Hi, everybody, I'm home! 409 00:18:22,202 --> 00:18:25,038 Well, isn't anybody gonna ask me how Lake Tahoe was? 410 00:18:27,807 --> 00:18:29,175 It was terrible. 411 00:18:29,209 --> 00:18:30,810 It rained all weekend. 412 00:18:30,844 --> 00:18:32,579 That's why we came home early. 413 00:18:35,048 --> 00:18:37,317 Well, that's all the news I have. 414 00:18:37,350 --> 00:18:39,052 I'll go down and unpack. 415 00:18:39,052 --> 00:18:41,054 - (Jackie) I'll help you. - Just a minute. 416 00:18:41,054 --> 00:18:44,724 Nobody leaves this house until I'm finished. 417 00:18:44,758 --> 00:18:48,061 Sara, we have a question to ask you. 418 00:18:48,061 --> 00:18:50,397 And we want an honest answer. 419 00:18:50,430 --> 00:18:52,799 - Dad, I swear I didn't wear the bikini. 420 00:18:52,832 --> 00:18:54,801 - Eww, look, I can see this is gonna take a little time. 421 00:18:54,834 --> 00:18:57,237 I'll come back later. - Just a minute, young lady. 422 00:18:57,270 --> 00:18:58,972 You're next. 423 00:19:01,141 --> 00:19:05,045 - Sara, how long have you been taking the birth control pills? 424 00:19:05,078 --> 00:19:06,880 - What birth control pills? 425 00:19:06,913 --> 00:19:09,182 - The pills I found in your dresser drawer. 426 00:19:09,215 --> 00:19:10,650 - You have no right going into my room 427 00:19:10,684 --> 00:19:12,318 and looking through my personal things. 428 00:19:12,352 --> 00:19:13,920 - I'm your father. 429 00:19:14,020 --> 00:19:15,789 - That doesn't give you the right to invade my privacy. 430 00:19:15,822 --> 00:19:18,024 - I'm also the landlord. 431 00:19:18,024 --> 00:19:19,793 - And I also know my rights. Landlords cannot enter 432 00:19:19,826 --> 00:19:21,361 a tenant's apartment without their permission! 433 00:19:21,394 --> 00:19:22,729 - Okay, okay, okay! 434 00:19:25,165 --> 00:19:26,633 As a landlord, I was out of line. 435 00:19:26,666 --> 00:19:28,668 I apologize. - That's better. 436 00:19:28,702 --> 00:19:31,338 - But I'm not through with you yet. 437 00:19:31,371 --> 00:19:33,707 I demand an answer. 438 00:19:33,740 --> 00:19:35,542 - What was the question? 439 00:19:35,575 --> 00:19:37,811 - Sara, where did you get the pills? 440 00:19:37,844 --> 00:19:40,714 - Oh, from Wanda. They're hers. 441 00:19:40,747 --> 00:19:41,915 - Wanda? 442 00:19:41,948 --> 00:19:44,684 "Wanda with the fake eyeglasses" Wanda? 443 00:19:44,718 --> 00:19:46,853 Maybe they're hers. - And if they're hers, 444 00:19:46,886 --> 00:19:48,621 what are they doing in your drawer? 445 00:19:48,655 --> 00:19:50,590 - Well, she just started taking them and she can't 446 00:19:50,623 --> 00:19:52,225 keep them in her house. She's afraid her father 447 00:19:52,258 --> 00:19:54,928 might find them, and she doesn't wanna worry him. 448 00:19:54,961 --> 00:19:57,664 - Well, what's she gonna do? Come over here every morning and take a pill? 449 00:19:57,697 --> 00:19:59,265 - Well, yeah, she comes by every morning 450 00:19:59,299 --> 00:20:02,402 to drive me to school anyway. - That's dangerous. 451 00:20:02,435 --> 00:20:04,571 - Her father won't find out. - No, not that. 452 00:20:04,604 --> 00:20:07,207 Her driving you to school. That's dangerous. 453 00:20:07,240 --> 00:20:08,408 - Am I through? 454 00:20:11,277 --> 00:20:15,482 - Yes. Uh, just one more thing. 455 00:20:15,515 --> 00:20:17,851 I'm sorry I misjudged you. 456 00:20:17,884 --> 00:20:20,053 - That's okay, Dad, but I do want to say-- 457 00:20:20,086 --> 00:20:21,654 - I'm not like Wanda's father. 458 00:20:21,688 --> 00:20:23,690 You don't have to hide things from me. 459 00:20:23,723 --> 00:20:25,325 Trust is essential... - And you don't-- 460 00:20:25,358 --> 00:20:27,761 - ...in any situation that has to do with a parent-- 461 00:20:27,794 --> 00:20:31,898 - Dad, will you please let me finish a sentence? 462 00:20:31,931 --> 00:20:33,767 - Oh, oh... (chuckles) 463 00:20:33,800 --> 00:20:36,336 Of course. What is it you wanted to say? 464 00:20:36,369 --> 00:20:39,105 - I just wanted to say that not all my friends 465 00:20:39,139 --> 00:20:41,741 subscribe to today's sexual permissiveness. 466 00:20:41,775 --> 00:20:44,511 And as far as I personally am concerned... 467 00:20:50,150 --> 00:20:52,619 - How do you like that? I let her finish a sentence, 468 00:20:52,652 --> 00:20:54,854 and that's the thanks I get. - How about me? 469 00:20:54,888 --> 00:20:56,156 Can I go or am I still next? 470 00:20:56,189 --> 00:20:59,259 - Ahh... you're not next. 471 00:20:59,292 --> 00:21:00,627 You're now. 472 00:21:00,660 --> 00:21:03,396 - Dad, before you start, I think you should realize 473 00:21:03,430 --> 00:21:05,165 that just because someone's on the Pill 474 00:21:05,198 --> 00:21:07,233 doesn't mean she's being promiscuous. 475 00:21:07,267 --> 00:21:08,902 - We know that, dear. I just really wish 476 00:21:08,935 --> 00:21:10,470 you had discussed it with me. 477 00:21:10,503 --> 00:21:12,238 - Oh, I'm sorry. 478 00:21:12,272 --> 00:21:15,542 I just felt it was a personal decision. 479 00:21:15,575 --> 00:21:18,078 But if you'd like, Mom, we can talk about it later, okay? 480 00:21:18,078 --> 00:21:19,512 - Yes. - Mwah! 481 00:21:22,916 --> 00:21:24,084 (door closes) 482 00:21:26,453 --> 00:21:29,389 - That's the trouble with today's generation. 483 00:21:29,422 --> 00:21:31,458 They grow up so darn fast and wanna break loose 484 00:21:31,491 --> 00:21:33,860 before you already let them go. 485 00:21:33,893 --> 00:21:35,795 - You know, I remember reading somewhere 486 00:21:35,829 --> 00:21:40,467 that it's only by letting go that you can hold on tight. 487 00:21:40,500 --> 00:21:43,003 - Who said that, one of The Flying Wallendas? 488 00:21:43,103 --> 00:21:45,472 - You did... 489 00:21:45,505 --> 00:21:47,474 in a letter you once wrote to my mother 490 00:21:47,507 --> 00:21:50,443 when you told her we were getting married. 491 00:21:50,477 --> 00:21:53,013 - That's right. 492 00:21:53,113 --> 00:21:55,115 Yes. 493 00:21:55,148 --> 00:21:58,018 You know, someday, I'm gonna have to mail that letter. 494 00:21:58,118 --> 00:22:02,055 ** 495 00:22:05,291 --> 00:22:11,231 **